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How did the sand get wet? The sea weed!
Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? Booger King!!!
What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A watchdog!
Why do male deer need braces? Because they have "buck teeth!"
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?" The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other? With their cell phones!
Why didn't the monster make the football team? Because he threw like a ghoul!
What did one casket say to the other ? Was that you coffin?
Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff? He didn't see the Ewe turn!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
What happens when a frog parks illegaly? It gets toad!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
What do you get when you cross a fish and a cat? A fish that always lands on its feet.
What is a hawks favorite dessert? A chocolate milk snake.
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chip monk.
Why did the bee go south for the winter? To visit an ant in florida.
Is a glow worm with no tail a happy glow worm? He's de-lighted
What happened when the skunk wrote a book? It became a best smeller.
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